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These are quotes from the corresponding characters during the Zombies map 'Die Rise'.

Abigail "Misty" BriartonEdit

AmmoEdit

"Well, don't expect any last minute saves, I'm completely out. "
―When out of ammo


"I haven't been this low on ammo since...the last time."
―When out of ammo


"Hear that click click? That's my empty gun, folks."
―When out of ammo


"No ammo? Alright, I can take you bare-handed!"
―When out of ammo.


"C'mon, evil voices. Throw us a bone!"
―When out of ammo.


BeginningEdit

"Power out? Talk about Deja-fucking-vu!"
―Upon starting the match. Possible reference to Dempsey in Kino der Toten.


"No power? Gah, why can't shit be simple?"
―Upon starting the match.


"Once again we find ourselves without electricity!"
―Upon starting the match.


Downed or RevivedEdit

"Now don't go getting any ideas!" - When getting revived by teammates

Finding Parts and CraftingEdit

"Seems to fit, once I wiggle it a little."
―Upon crafting.


"Fits like a glove...sure doesn't look like one, though."
―Upon crafting.


Mystery BoxEdit

"Okay, monkey, dance the little bastards to their graves!"
―Upon receiving Monkey Bombs.


"Huh...I had a pet monkey when I was a little girl."
―Upon receiving Monkey Bombs.


"Ha, ha...I've killed with a monkey before, y'know."
―Upon receiving Monkey Bombs.


"Nothing too fancy here...just how I like it."
―Upon receiving the Five-Seven.


"I like to keep things simple."
―Upon receiving the Five-Seven.


"Okay, you undead bastards, I'll take you two at a time!"
―Upon receiving Dual Wielded Five-Sevens.


"Double death, comin' right up!"
―Upon receiving Dual Wielded Five-Sevens.


"Five-Seven?"
―Upon receiving Dual Wielded Five-Sevens.


"Shit! This is like teats on a boar."
―Upon receiving the KAP-40.


"Woooo! I couldn't have picked better myself."
―Upon receiving the RPD.


"Ha ha! Now that hits the sweet spot!"
―Upon receiving the HAMR.


"Now we're talking!"
―Upon receiving the HAMR.


"Alright, well, let's show these goons we mean business."
―Upon receiving the Galil.


"Heh heh, yeah! I just hit the jackpot."
―Upon receiving the Galil.


"I got just the tool for the job...and I ain't talking about Stuh-pinger."
―Upon receiving the Galil.


"Oh, yeah! It's hurtin' time!"
―Upon receiving the MTAR.


"I'm bringin' the pain to this party!"
―Upon receiving the MTAR.


"This may not be ladylike, but I ain't like any other lady!"
―Upon receiving the Type 25.


"Now you boys will see how shit really gets done!"
―Upon receiving the Type 25.


"Nice! Now I can do some real damage!"
―Upon receiving the M8A1.


"Ooh, stumpchuckers, your days are numbered!"
―Upon receiving the M8A1.


"I am one lucky lady tonight!"
―Upon receiving the M8A1.


"Hey, rotgobblers, I got a burst-fire surprise for ya!"
―Upon receiving the M8A1. Note that this can also be said upon receiving the Barrett M82A1, however this is a glitch.


"Yes! I am truly blessed."
―Upon receiving the M1216.


"Alright! Let's turn this shit around."
―Upon receiving the M1216.


"Well, fancy that! I actually got my money's worth."
―Upon receiving the M1216.


"Ooh, am I getting special favors here?"
―Upon receiving the S12.


"Aw, you really know how to charm a girl, don't ya?"
―Upon receiving the S12.


"The future is now...kinda."
―Upon receiving the Ray Gun.


"Eh, this "science-friction" stuff is more of a boy thing."
―Upon receiving the Ray Gun.


"Bullets or lasers? Hmm, makes no difference to me!"
―Upon receiving the Ray Gun.


"Huh, at least it makes a lot of noise...maybe the sound'll scare 'em off."
―Upon receiving the Python.


"Python? It may not be venomous, but it'll sure leave a mark..."
―Upon receiving the Python.


"Well, well, ain't this a well-oiled machine?"
―Upon receiving the Executioner.


"Ha ha! Did Santa Claus get my letter?"
―Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1.

Possibly a similar quote to Dempsey when he receives the Ray Gun.

"Oooh, I think I got a good deal here!"
―Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1.


"Ugh. I feel like I just wasted my money."
―Upon receiving the DSR-50.


"Ugh, this ain't no good! Still, I could kill fleshgobblers with a peanut if I had to."
―Upon receiving the DSR-50.


"Hey, Marlton, wanna trade for this?"
―Upon receiving the DSR-50. Reference that the DSR-50 is Marlton's favorite weapon.


"Pfft...my first BB gun was better than this..."
―Upon receiving the FAL.


"What am I meant to do with this crap?"
―Upon receiving the FAL.


"Ah! Looks like I got "F"-all!"
―Upon receiving the FAL.


"Aw, this is a bad day in badsville..."
―Upon receiving the SMR.


"Ugh! Gimme weak-ass crap again and I will bust you open, box!"
―Upon receiving the SMR.


"I think I can make this work..."
―Upon receiving the War Machine.


"This kinda crap belongs in Russman's hands."
―Upon receiving the War Machine. Reference that Russman like explosive weapons, one of them is the War Machine


"Ugh...why do I feel like I'm going in half-cocked?"
―Upon receiving the War Machine.


"Heh, I might be able to bag a few with this...so long as they all stand close."
―Upon receiving the RPG.


Perk-a-ColaEdit

"Ugh, did this have to work for Stuhpinger?"
―After drinking Quick Revive


"Ugh, is this stuff safe for humans?"
―after drinking Who's Who


Power-UpEdit

"Two-for-one time!"
―Upon receiving Double Points.


"CINDERS!"
―Upon recieving a Nuke.


Pack-a-PunchEdit

"When life gives you lemons, make a better gun!"
―Upon Pack-a-Punching a weapon.


"I keep finding myself wondering...who built these things?"
―Upon Pack-a-Punching a weapon.


"Heh heh...maybe I could shove Stuh-finger in there, see if it fixes him up!"
―After retrieving her Pack-a-Punched weapon.


"Amazing! It fixed something that wasn't even broken!"
―After retrieving her Pack-a-Punched weapon.


"Happiness is indeed a Warm Gun!"
―After retrieving her Pack-a-Punched weapon. A clear reference to the 1968 Beatles Song "Happiness Is A Warm Gun".


RandomEdit

"Rest in peace, monkey. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten."
―Upon the detonation a Monkey Bomb.


"I don't do it for the medals, I do it for the kicks!"
―Upon recieving Facing the Dragon


ZombiesEdit

"Heh heh, that's a meaty ol' mess!"
―Upon killing multiple Zombies with a grenade.


"Wooooo! Clean up on isle 3!"
―Upon killing multiple Zombies with a grenade. Possibly a reference to Dempsey's similar line.


"Look, but don't touch!"
―Upon killing a Zombie that previously hit her.


"Ugh! You touch it, you PAY for it!"
―Upon killing a Zombie that previously hit her.


"I ain't going to stand for that!"
―Upon killing a Zombie that previously hit her.


"Ugh! I could shoot the wings off a fly! Believe me, I've done it."
―Upon gibbing a Zombie.


"Without your arm, those long, lonely nights are about to get lonelier!"
―Upon gibbing a Zombie.


"Let your worries melt away!"
―Upon killing a Zombie with the Sliquifier.


"Your leaping days are over, buster!"
―Upon killing a Minion.


"Pick on someone else! How about Russman?"
―Upon being hit by a Minion.


Marlton JohnsonEdit

WeaponsEdit

"Randomness, be damned! I will take matters into my own hands."
―Upon buying the Colt M16A1.


"This transaction is transparent. A fair price for a fair product."
―Upon buying the M14.


AmmoEdit

"Oh come on, now is not a good time to be out of ammo. But then again, when is?"
―When out of ammo.


BeginningEdit

"No power. Simple. Even an idiot could fix it...wanna volunteer, Russman?"
―Upon beginning a match.


Downed or RevivedEdit

"Gah! Did you just try to kiss me?!"

- Said after being revived by Misty

"I live to fight another day: Today. This day. Now."

- Said when being revived.

Finding Parts and CraftingEdit

"Ah! Finders Keepers! I am a finder, therefore it follows that I must also be a keeper! *chuckle*"
―Upon picking up a crafting part.


"This component is clearly part of something else, but what exactly?"
―Upon picking up a crafting part.


"This should be a simple matter. Attach this to this."
―Upon crafting.


"If my suspicions are correct, then this should go here...oh, and it does, thus proving my suspicions correct!"
―Upon crafting.


Mystery BoxEdit

"It is a common misconception that shotguns are more effective when the barrel is sawn off. I would explain, but time is short."
―Upon receiving the M1216.


"Oh, Misty, I wish I could share with you that which I hold in my hand. Th-the shotgun!"
―Upon receiving the M1216.


"Though named after a seating position relative to a vehicle's driver, this weapon sure packs a punch!"
―Upon receiving the M1216.


"Hmm...very much in the lieu of the Russian classics. I can see why Misty appreciates its reliability."
―Upon receiving the S12.


"Oh, hey, hey, hey, Misty, Misty...it's interesting that the Saiga-12 extractor does not actually but rather delegates the whole blocking function to a lug located directly behind the bolt face...Misty?"
―Upon receiving the S12.


"I'd wager that some among us couldn't even spell "RPG"."
―Upon receiving the RPG.


"This is crude, loud and dumb. Russman!"
―Upon receiving the RPG.


"Oh, great, another potential way to hurt myself."
―Upon receiving the RPG.


"The naming of this "KAP" appears deficient in terms of the letter 'r'. Deficient to the tune of 1."
―Upon receiving the KAP-40. Note that he is inadvertently calling it the KRAP-40.


"I have so much more than book smarts...I also have this crappy weapon."
―Upon receiving the KAP-40.


"If the 'KAP' fits, wear it. If it doesn't fit, it's not a hat but it's wearing nonetheless."
―Upon receiving the KAP-40.


"The pen is mightier than the sword! This appears to be a combination of the two..."
―Upon receiving the Ballistic Knife.


"I, myself, will go ballistic, if this bad fortune should continue!"
―Upon receiving the Ballistic Knife.


"A fair price for such hardware...that said, can I get change?"
―Upon receiving the Chicom CQB.


"Happiness, defined by someone other than I, is a warm gun."
―Upon receiving the Chicom CQB.


"With such a high capacity and rate of fire, I predict a high number of zombie fatalities."
―Upon receiving the Chicom CQB.


"Did I receive such a gift in error...?"
―Upon receiving the M8A1.


"With great power comes responsibility...sadly, the inverse is not true."
―Upon receiving the M8A1.


"This is more like it!"
―Upon receiving the Galil.


"I confidently predict an increase in zombie-killing by at least 20%!"
―Upon receiving the Galil.


"Only the addition of suction cups could render this weapon less effective."
―Upon receiving the FAL.


"I would verbalize my disappointment but I fear the air would turn blue from such profanity."
―Upon receiving the FAL.


"Such a feeble weapon has no place in this array of armaments!"
―Upon receiving the FAL.


"I will not win any prizes with this, not that prizes are commonplace."
―Upon receiving the SMR.


"Naming such an ineffective weapon after an animal noted for its teeth seems somewhat misleading."
―Upon receiving the SMR.


"Consider me impressed, box! That, in itself, is an achievement."
―Upon receiving the MTAR.


"Wow, this is interesting! 5.56mm compact carbine assault rifle with a 380mm barrel!"
―Upon receiving the MTAR.


"Ah, few things in this world are as perfectly precision-built...besides Misty, that is..."
―Upon receiving the MTAR.


"Blessed are the meek...and they don't come much meeker than me."
―Upon receiving the Type 25.


"High fire rate, low recoil...it's like a melodic sequence of notes to my ears!"
―Upon receiving the Type 25.


"Type 25...you're my type alright! Fully automatic, high capacity and goes like a coal-burning freight train!"
―Upon receiving the Type 25.


"On a scale of one to ten, I would rate this 5.7...divided by 2."
―Upon receiving the Five-Seven.


"A single Five-Seven...perhaps Sam or...Misty...may find joy in its sudden materialization."
―Upon receiving the Five-Seven.


"Ah, it's like two for the price of one."
―Upon receiving Dual Wielded Five-Sevens.


"Oooh, a Python. Is it wrong to now consider myself a proficient snake charmer?"
―Upon receiving the Python.


"Got to keep a firm grasp when it goes off. Don't even think it, Russman!"
―Upon receiving the Python.


"Many weapon experts consider this the finest production revolver ever made. I count myself among them."
―Upon receiving the Python.


"Hey, Samuel! I think I've got your genital deficiency compensation device!"
―Upon receiving the Executioner.


"This really puts the 'b' in 'subtle'."
―Upon receiving the Executioner.


"Given my admittedly limp throwing abilities, I welcome this more efficient means of explosive propulsion!"
―Upon receiving the War Machine.


"I derive no pleasure in depriving Russman of his favourite firearm. Well, maybe a lot."
―Upon receiving the War Machine.


"Should memory serve, which it always does, the maximum effective range is approximately 2000 yards."
―Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1.


"First manufactured towards the end of the 20th century, but a fine piece of weaponry by any measures."
―Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1.


"In my humble opinion, the recoil-operated rotating bolt system of this rifle has yet to be bettered."
―Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1.


"Hmmm...originally a sniper rifle but modified for larger rounds...ooh! And a hydraulic recoil buffer! Bravo, say I!"
―Upon receiving the DSR-50.


"Fortune smiles on me...not literally, as fortune has no face."
―Upon receiving the DSR-50.


"People do tend to listen more when you have a BIG GUN!"
―Upon receiving the HAMR.


"The power of this weapon cannot be underestimated! At least, not by me."
―Upon receiving the HAMR.


"I feel strangely compelled to mention this device in relation to time! Heh heh...why is that?"
―Upon receiving the HAMR. Note that this is a reference the MC Hammer song Template:W.


"In many ways, the RPD was the precursor to pretty much every other squad automatic weapon."
―Upon receiving the RPD.


"The merits of quantity and quality seem somewhat moot when you have quantity of quality!"
―Upon receiving the RPD.


"Ah, it is fortuitous that this high-capacity magazine is not prone to jamming unlike some weapons I could mention..."
―Upon receiving the RPD.


"One day, I will analyze the functionality of this device. I suspect it may have applications beyond simple execution."
―Upon receiving the Ray Gun.


"Its power lies in its diminutive dimensions!"
―Upon receiving the Ray Gun.


"I can relive my childhood dreams of intergalactic heroism! I am...FLASH ROGERS!"
―Upon receiving the Ray Gun. "Flash Rogers" is most likely a reference to the comic/television character "Flash Gordon".


Perk-a-ColaEdit

"This will allow me to assist my companions more effectively...should I choose to do so."
―Upon buying Quick Revive.


"I do not understand the correlation between the consumption of a liquid, and my firearms rate of fire."
―Upon buying Double Tap Root Beer.


"Mule Kick!"
―Upon buying Mule Kick.


"Hmm... I am in two minds of whether to drink this or not, which is strange, I am usually quite decisive."
― When buying Who's Who.


"I feel like a verile ox!"
― When buying Juggernog (also said in TranZit).

Power-UpEdit

"Line them up and I shall take them out!"
―Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.


"Come at me, bro! Oh, I feel like such a jock for saying that."
―Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.


"I will engage in a killing spree!"
―Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.


"A fantastic implementation of carpentry skills!"
―Upon receiving a Carpenter.


"Ha ha ha, I can't believe my luck!"
―Upon receiving a Double Points.


"Death to you! Double Points to me, an equitable accomoodation!"
―Upon recieving Double Points.


RandomEdit

"Well, I can speculate as to why that song plays, and speculate I will. In due course."
―Said at the end of a round.


"Oooh, you wanna use me as bait, Misty?"
―Randomly, to Misty.


ZombiesEdit

"Payback's a bitch! Just so you know, so is Russman. "
―When attacking after being hit.


"Right in the kisser! You know, kissing really is quite disgusting."
―After pulling off a headshot.


"Ah! He scratched me! Somebody grab some ointment!"
―When hit by a zombie.


"Touch me, I touch you! Same rules I have on the bus. Except I despise touching so...maybe don't touch me to begin with."
―When hit by a zombie.


"Oh, even your arm wanted nothing to do with you."
―When shooting a zombies arm.


"If you hurry you may be able to re-attach it."
―When shooting off a zombies arm.


"Hear the sound of one hand clapping"
―When shooting off a zombies arm.


"Ah no, you bled on me! Disinfect, Disinfeeeect!"
―When killing a zombie.


"Ah shit, that wasn't a real monkey! Was it?"
―After throwing a Monkey Bomb


"Monkey see... monkey do!"
―Said when throwing a Monkey Bomb.


"That was like eight zombies in five seconds. Honestly, it was."
―When killing multiple zombies with the Sliquifier.


"Help me Misty, I've been jumped!"
―When hit by a Minion.


"They traverse great distances in a single leap, like a man with super-powers!"
―Randomly, on a Minion round.


"I see you, foul spring-loaded beast!"
―Randomly, on a Minion round.


RussmanEdit

AmmoEdit

"This old man can still go bare-knuckles if he has to!"
―When out of ammo.


"If anyone sees ammo, it's mine!"
―When out of ammo.


"Watch your backs buds I'm all out!"
―When out of ammo.


"I need more lead to my pencil! "
―When running out of ammo.


BeginningEdit

Downed or RevivedEdit

"Guess none of you was watchin my back."
―When revived.
"Back to life! Pull out my knife!"
―When revived.


Finding Parts and CraftingEdit

"Hooo! Would ya looky here, this shit fits together. "
―Upon completing a buildable item.


"Fuck you Darlington, I can build shit too!"
―Upon completing a buildable object


Mystery BoxEdit

"That's okay, I don't need yer devilish tricks no how!"
―Upon attempting to purchase a random weapon with insufficient points.


"Hey! Look at what the devil box gave me!"
―Upon receiving the Ray Gun.


Perk-a-ColaEdit

"This will put some lead to my pencil "
―Upon buying Who's who.
"Im already tougher then leather, was just thirsty. "
―Upon buying JuggerNog.
"Mule kick! "
―Upon buying Mule Kick.


Power-UpEdit

"Two for one on the freakalopes!"
―Upon obtaining Double Points.
"Later, gators!"
―Upon obtaining a Nuke.


RandomEdit

"I remember when this used to only cost a dime."
―When trying to buy something with insufficient funds.


ZombiesEdit

"No-one gunna back me up here?"
―When being swarmed.
"What the hell you think you doing putting your hands on me! "
―After killing a zombie that hits him.


Samuel StuhlingerEdit

AmmoEdit

"I would say this is a coincidence, but this happens waaaaayyyyy too often"
―When out of ammo.


"Why am I out of bullets? Who's responsible for that?"
―When out of ammo


"Maybe there is some loose shells on the ground."
―When out of ammo


"Come on voice guy, throw us a max ammo!"
―When out of ammo.


"Uh, did someone steal my ammo?"
―When out of ammo.


"Come on voice, help me!"
―When out of ammo.


"I've almost got more balls than bullets."
―When out of ammo.


"Hey Russman, got any spare lead?"
―When out of ammo.


BeginningEdit

"Turn on the power, kill zombies, lather, rinse and repeat...which, by the way, is a conspiracy by the shampoo commercials. You don't really have to wash your hair twice."
―Beginning of game
"The power switch should be nearby, go find it, Darlington!"
―Beginning of the game


Downed or RevivedEdit

"Help! One of 'em's got me!"
―Upon being downed.


Finding Parts and CraftingEdit

"I think this may be more helpful..."
―Said when switching crafting parts.


"This is definitely part of that other thing that...yeah."
―Said when acquiring a part.


"This may look like junk, but you will never know..."
―Said when acquiring a part.


"Hey, voice! Mind telling me what the fuck this is?"
―Said when acquiring a part.


"Insert Tab 'A' into slot 'B' and...POUND WITH A HAMMER!"
―Upon crafting. Also said by him in Green Run.


"I know what this is for! Erm...what is this for?"
―Upon finding a part.


"Can't we just get the geek to put all this shit together"
―Said when finding a part.


"Fits like a glove, on a fucking foot!"
―When adding a part.


Mystery BoxEdit

"Ohhhh yeah, those rotsnogglers are heading to pain town!"
―Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1


"Woohoohoo! I'm packing the good stuff baby!"
―Upon receiving the Five-Seven


"Another damn pussy-ass weapon? Pfft it's yours Marlton?"
―After receiving the DSR-50


"Hey Russman! I'm packing one of your faves now! Yeah check it out!"
―After receiving the War Machine


"Uhhhh, guess I'll be followin' then."
―After getting a Teddy Bear


Perk-a-ColaEdit

"Sure. You want me to keep the others alive. Why, though?"
―After drinking Quick Revive


"Did anybody else consider the possibility that this stuff is toxic to our brains?"
―After drinking Double Tap.


" I DIDN'T THINK SAMUEL J. STUHLINGER COULD GET ANY LOUDER!.... uh TOUGHER! um..... SHUT UP!"
―After drinking Juggernog.


"Who's Who, that's what I wanna know, especially that crazy German voice."
―After drinking Who's Who.


Power-UpEdit

"BRING 'EM UP! YOU'RE LUNCH MEAT!"
―Said upon stabbing a zombie with a knife.


"Sam-u-el, sends you the bill!"
―After getting Double Points.


RandomEdit

"You're in a real fight now, Misty! Take off your shirt!"
―Randomly.


"Well it's good that my all around badassery is appreciated"
―After getting the Facing the Dragon achievement.


ZombiesEdit

Multiple CharactersEdit

Short conversations spoken by multiple characters at any given moment.

"You lookin' for trouble? Tag, I'm it!"
―Misty
"Ooh, do you wanna use me as bait, Misty?"
―Marlton
"Ugh, I could smell you coming!"
―Misty
"I think he smiled!...because it was you."
―Marlton


Ludvig MaxisEdit

Speech to PlayersEdit

"The Energy fields are no longer disrupting my communications via electrical devices. You will hear me and you should listen."
―Said at the beginning of a game.


"You will need the weapon you hold in due time. Make sure you guard it with your life."
―Said when a player obtains a sniper rifle.


Edward RichtofenEdit

"We must neutralize any errant energy fields in order to prevent Maxis from enacting his plan. Take whatever action is necessary to ensure the sources do not fall under his control. IF YOU CAN FIND THEM!"
―Said when obtaining a sniper rifle.


"Vital energy flows through all things, living or dead. My power to manipulate these forces is fragile, and limited. That is why is need your help. Dummkopf!"
―Said when power is activated.

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