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"We'll be judged more by what we do here than anywhere else."

— At the beginning.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, so hit the power!"

— At the beginning.

"Call the department of energy, we need power!"

— At the beginning.

Killing a Zombie:

"Negotiations: one piece at a time."

— Upon getting a kill

"Pain is temporary, pride is forever!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"They should put my face on the silver dollar."

— Upon getting a kill. An obvious reference to how his face is on the silver dollar.

"Fail miserably, achieve greatly!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Who's your President now, stale-skin?"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Stick it in here, Uncle Zeddy!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Let us not negotiate the undead with fear, but with bullets!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"I am all that is man!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Just like the Solomon Isles!"

— Upon getting a kill, referencing to the time he served in the navy during World War II.

"That's a wicked digger."

— After a knife kill.

"Can you dig it?"

— After a knife kill. This line may be a reference to the cult classic film The Warriors, as the phrase is first used in the film.

"Taste the flavor, chopper!!!"

— After a knife kill. A possible reference to Skittles commercials, where the tag line is Taste the rainbow or Taste the flavor.

"Oh, pisser!"

— After a knife kill.

"Take that, skinny!"

— After a knife kill.

"I made this look reeeaaal good!"

— Upon a headshot.

"Inaugurate this marble eyes!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"I am all that stands between the dead and the White House!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"Never fight out of fear, but never fear to fight!"

— Upon getting a headshot, referencing to the line in his Inaugural speech "Never negotiate out of fear, but never fear to negotiate."

"Take that, you Warren Commission dick!"

— Upon getting a headshot; A reference to the group who investigated his assassination.

"I said: Eat it, rot!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"The cost of freedom is high, but I will pay it!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"Take that to the paper ya pisser."

— Upon getting a headshot.

"*sings first line of National Anthem* Oh say can you see... BOOM!"

— After a explosive kill.

"You're making the mess on my floor, munchers."

— After an explosive kill.

"It's raining zombies like a bastard down here!"

— After an explosive kill.

"Bombs for the zombs!"

— After an explosive kill.

"*sings second line of National Anthem* By the dawn's early light... BABOOM!"

— After an explosive kill. A reference to an earlier quote.

"You're better than that Jack, get it together!"

— Upon killing a crawler.

"Executive Order 112477: DIE!"

— Upon killing a crawler.

"Ah! The smell! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."

— Upon killing a Gas Zombie.

"You have been nominated for death, Shambler!"

— Upon killing a Gas Zombie. A reference to the Shambler, a monster appears in Quake.

"Ah, who cut the cheese?!"

— Upon killing a Gas Zombie.

"And I thought they smelled bad Ah, on the outside."

— Upon killing a Gas Zombie, referencing Han Solo from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

"I said freeze!"

— Upon getting a kill with Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"I just gave him the cold shoulder!"

— Upon getting a kill with Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"Why don't you just... chill out."

— Upon getting a kill with Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"A zombie mis-educated is a zombie lost!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"I know there is a devil, for I see a storm coming, and his hand is in it!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"Good ol' fashioned, Irish beatdown!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"You're all gonna die, uh...AGAIN!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"You're all PARDONED!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"Argh...hands off the merchandise lurkers!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"*speaks in Boston accent* The beast of Boston...Raagh!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"On this earth, God's work is in our hands. Huzzah!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"In the time of turmoil, knowledge is power!"

— Upon multiple kills.

"Who's the president? Who? Huh? Who?"

— Upon multiple kills.

"Chief! You dropped something!"

— After shooting a zombie's arm off.

"I'll put that limb next to my Pulitzer."

— After shooting a zombie's arm off.

"Don't lose an arm on my account!"

— After shooting a zombie's arm off.

"If pain is good then I can walk to work!"

— After blowing a zombie's leg off.

"Ha! You are no more!"

— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun.

"*Laughs* winning the Space Race now!"

— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun. A reference to how he was the President during the great space race.

"With great clarity!"

— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun.

"Off the earth with you!"

— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun.

"Ha! Just like back in Roswell!"

— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun. Reference to his service times in WWII.

Being hit by a ZombieEdit

"Do I look like a guy with a foot fetish?"

— When getting attacked by a crawling zombie.

"Get off my bunions!"

— When getting attacked by a crawling zombie.

"Calm your liver Mr. Wiggles."

— When getting attacked by crawling zombie.

"Forgive one's enemies, but never, ever, forget their names!"

— Upon killing a zombie that attacked him. A possible reference to a similar quote in the opening cutscene.

"Ich bin ein Berliner!"

— Upon killing a zombie recently hit him; from Kennedy's speech in West Berlin, meaning "I am a Berliner". Awkwardly enough, a Berliner is a type of doughnut.

"I see an America, unafraid of beauty and grace...but you beasts aren't helping!"

— Upon killing a zombie that attacked him.

"You want a taste of my size 10's don't ya?"

— When attacked by a crawling zombie.

Ammo:

"Need a mag like yesterday!"

— When low on ammo. Reference to his service times in World War II.

"Gun-gauge is pointin' at E!"

— When low on ammo.

"I need a re-up."

— When out of ammo.

"No ammo, pass the buck!"

— When out of ammo. Reference to Harry Truman's "The Buck Stops Here" sign on his Presidential Desk.

"Could use some ammo soon!"

— When low ammo.

"Ugh...no ammo!"

— When out of ammo.

"Your president needs slugs!"

— When out of ammo.

"Ammo! That's an order!"

— When out of ammo.

"Ugh...need some beans for the chowder here!"

— When out of ammo. This line appears as a small easter egg in Ascension.

Hellhounds:

(This was to be used in the game as proven by PC audio files until the creation of the Pentagon Thief)



"Gotta walk the dog in the park."

— At the start of a hellhound round.

"Looks like Dicky Nixon's mutt, Checkers."

— At the start of a hellhound round.

"Antihistamine! My nose may run, but I will not!"

— At the start of a hellhound round

"Sit! Stay! Die!"

— At the start of a hellhound round

"Good! I hate dogs!"

— After killing a hellhound

"That's for making me sneeze!"

— After killing a hellhound

"Defecate in your own yard, you ugly mutt!"

— After killing a hellhound

"Now, play dead!"

— After killing a hellhound

Receiving weapons:

"Now it's the time for action."

— After buying an M16 off the wall.

"I...am an idealist...with a sniper rifle."

— After receiving a sniper rifle/M14. A reference to his assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald.

"Don't wanna get too close. Zed goop stains."

— After receiving a sniper rifle/M14.

"Full auto zombie slaying death in the palm of my hands."

— After buying an MP5K off the wall.

"A most perfect weapon."

— After buying an SMG off the wall.

"I like this, a lot."

— After buying an SMG off the wall.

"I should keep one of these under my desk in the Oval office."

— After buying an MPL off the wall.

"Gonna make some Zed chowder."

— After receiving a shotgun.

"When efforts and courage are not enough, *sighs* a shotgun helps."

— After receiving a shotgun.

"Time to get dirty!"

— After buying a Bowie Knife off the wall.

"But I want it!"

— When trying to buy a weapon off the wall/clear a debris/use the elevator with insufficient funds.

"Come on, I'm good for it!"

— When trying to open a door with insufficent funds.

Power-ups:

"Ah, just what the doctor ordered."

— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up. Similiar to a quote by Nikolai Belenski in Kino Der Toten.

"Your country thanks you."

— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"Builds faster than a Communist building a wall!"

— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up. A reference to the Berlin Wall.

"The time to repair the barricade is when the sun is shining."

— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Double the pleasure, double the pain."

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up. A possible reference to a quote by Richtofen.

"I'm seeing in two's!"

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"I comin' for you all!"

— Upon getting a Insta-Kill/Death Machine power-up.

"Twice the man I used to be!"

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"M to the A to the D!"

— Upon getting a Nuke. Reference to Mutually Assured Destruction, a thermonuclear war scenario.

"And that's how you push the button!"

— Upon getting a Nuke.

"Understatement of the century."

— Upon getting a Nuke.

Perk-a-colas:

"Ugh...in the Navy for years, never tasted anything that fishy."

— Upon drinking Quick Revive. An obvious reference to his service years in WWII.

"Ah, hail to the chief!"

— Upon drinking Jugger-nog.

"Feelin' sp-peedy!"

— Upon drinking Speed Cola.

"Let's pull the trigger on these scum-divers!"

— Upon drinking Double Tap Root Beer.

Downed or revived:

"My country thanks you."

— Upon being revived.

"I never hoped for an easy life, just to be a stronger man."

— Upon being revived. A refrence to his one liner at the end of the solo intro.

"What? I was...just...resting my eyes."

— Upon being revived.

"Back and better than ever!"

— Upon being revived.

"Back in the game, kids."

— Upon being revived



Pack-a-punch:

"Ask not what your gun can do for you, but what you can do for your gun!"

— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine. A reference to his inaugural address.

"I need that now..."

— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.

"Things do not happen, they are made to happen."

— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Finally, let's do this!"

— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"It's go-time!"

— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Gimme gimme!"

— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

Mystery Box:

"Rack 'em up!"

— After getting a Galil/AUG from Mystery Box.

"I hold the key to peace in my hands."

— After getting an AUG from Mystery Box.

"As Teddy Roosevelt once said: walk lightly and carry a BFG!"

— After getting a Commando from Mystery Box. Reference to Theodore Roosevelt's "Big Stick" Diplomacy.

"Rapid-fire Hellfire."

— After getting a Spectre from Mystery Box.

"I shall not be afraid to use this."

— After getting a RPK from Mystery Box.

"Hail to the chief baby!"

— After getting a Dragunov from Mystery Box. A reference to Duke Nukem's famous line.

"Line 'em up and lay 'em down."

— After getting a L96A1 from Mystery Box.

"Munchers, ride shotgun."

— After getting a SPAS-12 from Mystery Box.

"This is my sword, my Excalibur."

— After getting a HS-10 from Mystery Box.

"What kind of bad luck is this?"

— After receiving a Python from Mystery Box.

"Time for a zombie missile crisis."

— After getting a M72 LAW from Mystery Box. A reference to the Cuban Missile Crisis.

"Now this is power."

— After getting a Crossbow from Mystery Box.

"The man may die, undead will rise. This Ray Gun lives on."

— After getting a Ray Gun from Mystery Box.

"Ugh, whoever invented this must be insane..."

— After getting a Monkey Bomb from Mystery Box. A reference to Edward Richthofen, the creator of the monkey bomb, who was insane.

"Disturbing."

— After getting a Teddy Bear from Mystery Box.

"I'm the president of the United States. Open!"

— When trying use Mystery Box without the needed points.

Interactive:

"'Atta boy, Bob!"

— When McNamara gets a headshot.

"Go, Big Mac, go!"

— When McNamara gets a headshot

"I knew I appointed you for a reason!"

— When McNamara gets a headshot

"That's how a Sec-Def takes care of business!"

— When McNamara gets a headshot

"Make 'em bob, Bob!"

— When McNamara gets a headshot

"B-Mac is kicking rear!"

— When McNamara gets a headshot

"I got your back, Mac!"

— When McNamara is swarmed

"Don't let your fears hold you back from hope, Bob!"

— When McNamara is swarmed

"Hold on Bob, I'm Oscar Mike, er, JFK!"

— When McNamara is swarmed (Oscar Mike is a NATO term for "on the move")

"Concentrate all fire on McNamara!"

— When McNamara is swarmed

"Corral them this way, Bob!"

— When McNamara is swarmed

"Taking time to enjoy yourself, eh Mac?"

— When McNamara makes a crawler

"It's the little things, isn't it, Bob?"

— When McNamara makes a crawler

"You made a crawler, McNamara."

— When McNamara makes a crawler

"Robert, crawler!"

— When McNamara makes a crawler

"Sec-Def, you missed some!"

— When McNamara makes a crawler

"Good job, Bob!"

— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb

"Wind it up, Big Mac!"

— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb

"Let fly the monkey of war!"

— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb

"McNamara's got the monkey! Clear out!"

— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb

"Gonna change your name to Secretary of Primates, buddy!"

— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb

"Those who dare to fail miserably, can achieve greatly."

— When Castro gets a headshot

"Oh, look. Fidel's being helpful for a change."

— When Castro gets a headshot

"Surprised you can hit anything with that much beard, Castro."

— When Castro gets a headshot

"Great, a headshot. Now try shaving."

— When Castro gets a headshot

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs."

— When Castro gets a headshot

"Castro is surrounded, everyone point and laugh!"

— When Castro is swarmed.

"You can do better than that, Castro!"

— When Castro is swarmed

"You can't stop a handful of zombies? Come on!"

— When Castro is swarmed

"Those things look like you in 40 years, Castro!"

— When Castro is swarmed

"Always settling for second, eh, Fidel?"

— When Castro is swarmed

"We got a crawler on the loose!"

— When Castro makes a crawler

"And you wonder why you couldn't play ball in the States!"

— When Castro makes a crawler

"Strike three! You're outta there!"

— When Castro makes a crawler. A reference to an earlier quote.

"How you won a revolution is beyond me!"

— When Castro makes a crawler. A reference to how Castro's quotes often focus around talking about a revolution.

"Maybe we don't need Gitmo after all. Your aim is way off!"

— When Castro makes a crawler (Gitmo is a shorter way of saying Guantanamo Bay)

"Quit smoking stogies and do your job!"

— When Castro makes a crawler

"Hey, Fido, quit playing with your toys!"

— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb

"At least give it a cigar before you blow it up, Castro!"

— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb

"Don't put your finger there! That's just disgusting!"

— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb

"It's not a toy Fidel, it's a bomb. USE IT!"

— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb

"It's not a capitalist Castro, you can set it free."

— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb

OtherEdit

"This was not in the presidential job description!"

— After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Y...You can only get this close if I get your votes!"

— After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"MOB CONTROL!!!"

— After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"No pushing! No shoving! Patience is a virtue!"

— After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"C'mon, I'm good for it!"

— When trying to open a barrier without requisite points.

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